**Why is it that when I drive five miles over the speed limit people still get mad at me for being in the left lane, even though there are people driving five miles under the speed limit in the right lane?
**Why is it that no matter how careful I am I cannot sew a straight seam? Yet I am a profession seamstress?
**Why is it that when I need more than five squares of TP, there are only four squares left on the roll?
**Why is it that when I want to cuddle with my cats they want nothing to do with me, but when they want to cuddle they will not take no for an answer?
**Why is it when I wish I had lots of time for sewing, there was not much for me to sew, but now that hubby is home full time and I don’t have as much time, I have dozens of projects calling for attention?
**Why is it when the house is clean and the sewing room is clean no one comes over, but when all is at the messiest, people just can’t stay away?
**Why is it when my closet is clean I can’t find anything to wear, but when it was all disorganized and a mess, I had no problem finding something?
**Why is it the Postman always rings the bell twice? (He does for our house at least.)
**Why is it Texas is in drought and we are hurting for rain, but the Mississippi is in flood, many homes have been destroyed and many states are facing emergency issue with too much water?
**Why is it only the stink bugs want to come inside and not the ones the cats would have fun with?
**Why is it that now hubby wants to run the roads but would not leave the house when the girls were little and I really could have used some “road” time? (Now I am the one that does not want to leave the house.)
**Why is it I have 50 spools of thread but none of them are the color I need?
**Why is it now that I have pretty colors on my walls, hubby does not want me to finish up the decorating and put stuff up on the walls?
**Why is it that with all these complaints, I still feel pretty happy and content with my life and really enjoy what the days bring?